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June 18th, 2008

Day18 We’re done,finito!Helpful local took us to the airport on train during rush hour.Josh is on his way to Bangkok&David to KL.Detail filling in to come soon!

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June 17th, 2008

Day 17 - on train headed to Chennai, boiling hot, lovely wooden slat train benches and more of India flying by the window, this is going to be a great 5 hours!

Quick Update - we’ve finished!

June 16th, 2008

Another quick update (more later, we promise!).  Am glad to see we are able to SMS to this webpage, the Adventurists one doesn’t like us apparently…

Anyways - we have finished!  We arrived in Pondicherry late on the 14th with just over 5250km racked up on our noble steed.  Have been recouperating and hearing the tales from the other teams….They all have great stories and so do we, from Monkeys driving the rickshaw to swimming in the confluence of the Arabian Sea. Indian Ocean, and and Bay of Bengal

Total raised for the charities by all teams has exceeded 5.2 million Rupees and other teams visited some of The Frank Waters projects and saw where the money is going directly, it’s a great thing and thank you so much to everyone who has helped the people over here.

We are off on the Train tomorrow (at a whopping 29 Rupees each - That’s 58 cents American!) to Chennai and flying out late tomorrow night - David to Kuala Lampur and Josh to Bangkok.

As soon as we can get a reliable connection (probably at home), we will get stories and photos uploaded!

 

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877D 165 Day14 Have hit the magical 5000km mark today, left Madurai early this AM as the 130db prayers were being blasted. En route to Reppo…Pondi tmw!

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877D 162 Day13 Did a fun 525km tothe tip of India,Ricky has developed cruise control & a penchant for 4th gear,either we’re geniuses or bumpy road is toblame

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877D 164 Day12 Finished up day in bustling Madurai,had drinks in what we swear was the star wars cantina & a $5 awesome rooftop dinner overlooking the temple

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877D 164 Day12 As if to protest new plan,engine demanding strange thing called “oil”, we sated her thirst & Krishnagiri pros cleaned her carb (she likes that)

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877D 164 Day12 Figure there’s still another 4 days of the Run so we’re going for it-have turned away from Pondi and headed for Kanniyakumari weeeeee!

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877D 152 Day11 made a huge 755km jump over the Western Gahts (again!) & squeaked into Bangalore, witnessed a local bus burning/riot but kept safe (of course)

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877D 111 Day10 gave the Ricky the day off & recouped on Colva’s beaches n Goa,made a sexy music video & shaved chests which got $100 donated, thx Steph&Andy!

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877D 121 Day9 got Lopedime 4 Delhi Belly,think we are going 2 live, left Pune & made 520km 2 Colva, lots of monsoon,but sunset swim in Arabian Sea was great!

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877D 191 Day8 stopped to have Rick checked @Narayangaon,looks like we never got oil seal last repair,made friends w/ Rahoul & had lunch with his great family

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877D 143 Day 7 Made a 400 km day to Nasik! Josh made friends with local Godfather, saw the masses at the Ghats. Dreaded Delhi Belly raising it’s ugly head.

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877D 172 Day 6 made it to Indore,found great hotel, ended up with an interview on statewide TV!Saw what happened when drunk Indians argue, but it’s all good!

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877D 183 Day 5 blew our first piston, great people in Lalitpur took apart engine & put in new piston for 15USD, and taught us how to play cricket, great day!

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877D 165 Day 4 left Kampur, made it to Agra, saw Taj, wow it’s beautiful! Rickshaw is the talk of the town whenever we stop!

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June 14th, 2008

TA 877O 178 in Gorakhpur heading 2Varnessi tmw after 2days of fun roaming himalayan foothills,still have 3 wheels,2 teammates,4 gears(we think),this is AWESOME!

quickie update!

June 12th, 2008

It’s 1am here in Bangalore but now that we have cell signal again, needed to do a quick post that:
-yes indeed we are alive and well and having a heck of an adventure
-have put on just over 3800km in the first 11 days (including 1 stopped day, three breakdowns, and the requisite sightseeing stops)
-have crossed our mighty steed up and over the Western Ghats twice now in the Monsoon
-we are only ~600km or so from pondicherry, but heck if we are going to waste any of this fun!, so we have decided to turn away from the finish and use the next 4 days to go to the very southern tip of India and then return to Pondi!

Hope to have signal and time to update from the road (sadly sms not working on either site, sorry about that! :( )
-J&D

Animal Crossing

June 4th, 2008

Thought we’d update the animal count, so far we have seen;

-oodles of Cows
-tons of Oxen
-couple horses, couple donekys (usually hitched to carts as are the oxen)
-3 Camels (WAAAY bigger than the ones in Northern China!)
-1 Gecko
-lots of dogs of indiscernable breed (and since we are avoiding meat this trip, indiscernable taste as well)
-no cats (either they got smart or something else…)
-lots of monkeys of all sizes
-amazingly sized and colored storks/herons
-several peacocks and peahens
-1 mongoose (maybe rikki tikki tavi?)
-no crocodiles, tigers, or cobras on the road(thankfully)
-no elephants or unicorns yet (sadly)

The search continues…..

Noon Day 4

June 4th, 2008

On the road to Agra and Taj Mahal, 50km out and it’s only noon.

We have been keeping farmer’s hours as daylight is precious as driving at night in India takes a death wish. (Specially when your vehicle is very low on the might-is-right totem pole! :). (Don’t worry moms and dads, we’re doing just fine and being very safe, you’d be proud)

Did you know that there’s an average of ~375 fatalities on roads in India every day? We believe it! :)

Will be playing it by ear today and depending on if we make it to Agra in good time (traffic is a big factor) and see what we want to see, looking at heading to Gwalior for the night

an update (finally!)

June 3rd, 2008

Ahoy! Finally an update, no sms capabilities in upper pradesh where we are now so no updates for the foreseeable future.

After spending 2 days romping through Nepal and taking the safest route out by climbing 4000 meters over the some absolutely gorgeous himalayan foothills (it beats climbing 9000 meters the other way!), we entered India yesterday after purchasing some ill gotten black market Nepalese petrol just in case of emergency (turned out we needed it just 15km short of the indian border). Nepal was terrific, people extremely friendly and helpful (as are the Indians but the cultural differences are harder to transcend the communication with the Indians for the time being, but once overcome they are terrific, most of the confusion lies on our part, getting used to someone shaking their head when saying yes is still interesting). After paperwork snafu on the rickshaw exporting from Nepal that took 3 hours, we shot off to Gorkahpur last night where we noticed engine running sluggish but ok.

Had a great dinner both in Nepal and in Gorkahpur that revolved around the tasiest dish around: Paneer, Naan bread, and jasmine rice.

This morning (the 3rd), still found engine even more sluggish, made it 60 klicks before tracking down mechanics for preventative maintenance, problem was solved by him completely dissasembling our carbouraeur and cleaning meticuously by hand, twice and then taking us for test drives that were very educational.

Took 3 hours but we were back on the road, passed through the holy city of Adoybad with its monkeys and Lucknow during rush hour traffic before squeaking into Kupnor where we’ve held up for the night after putting on a satisfactory 350km even with the 3 hour delay

Up to Agra tomorrow to see red fort, the abandoned capital, and Taj Mahal over the next evening/morning before pointing our nose south and figuring out which of the three possible routes looks best

Rickshaw running great (now) but handles wonderfully and is a blast to drive, both of us are picking up required rules of the road that probably don’t fly anywhere else in the world. Rickshaw is great, but due to carb problem (which the black market gas is suspected to be the straw that broke the camel’s back) and just in general, the spark plug (singular) gets horrendously dirty, have to sand down/clean every day

Off to bed now and up early to hit the road and take advantage of the daylight!

More updates later hopefully!

How This All Began….

May 30th, 2008

The Really Really Short Version of What This Is:

A (questionably insane) 5000 kilometer race on a lawnmower powered tricycle.


The Little Less Short Version:

WHO Josh and Dave - two crazy guys still working on finding out what this “real world gig” is all about.

Dave & Josh practicing for India…Do these guys look like they know what they are doing? Yeah they don’t to us either….

WHAT Driving a three-wheeled rickshaw powered by an engine with less CC’s than Mariokart 5000 km across Asia.

Really! Don’t believe us? Check out this sweet video from The Adventurists:

Wanna Know More? Read All about it at www.rickshawrun.com
Or even check out their Cool Video!

WHERE From Kathmandu, Nepal over the Himalayan foothills to Pondicherry (waaaay south) India. We know where A is, we know where B is, what’s in between we hardly know…luckily we’ve consulted Bill Keane for a road map:
WHEN In the 105+ degree heat and in the peak of Monsoon Season (Warm, moist, and misquito-ey…..brilliant!) May 31 to June14 (with a little luck, otherwise it may be May 31 until sometime in 2009)
WHY Well it looks like fun to us! (come on, be honest, it does to you too…) Well that and it’s also for a good cause, all participants are raising money for a couple charities that are actually doing some good there and then on top of that, we are handing over our keys to the brand new rickshaw to a needy orphanage/hospital/family….let’s see Sally Struthers make that kind of real results! (more on this in a moment…)
LAYMEN’S TERMS Basically it’s like driving from Tijuana Mexico to Vancouver, British Columbia in a golf cart!

HOW With nothing but the ingenuity of two publicly educated American guys, three wheels, and uhh….uh-oh, we might be in trouble here…actually we could use your help (how’s that for a campy After-School Special segue?)



No really, we could use your help…Rickshaws aren’t cheap but we want our charitable recipient to have nothing but the best, you know like a roof, a steering wheel, seats… And actually we’ve scraped together to get that rickshaw, now we just need to get some clean drinking water and other niceties for the locals.

Now we are certainly *not* asking you to pay our for beer money, airfare, cobra venom extractions, or anything like that while in India (we’re not that shameless! Okay, okay we are, but there is a more important thing here…) The great people at The Adventurists who make this thing possible were smart enough to ask each Rickshaw team to raise 1000 British Pounds for The Mercy Corps (http://www.mercycorps.org) and The Frank Waters Project (http://www.frankwater.com)…two groups that are making sure the local people have the finer things in life, you know like clean drinking water, 4 walls and a roof, attainable food…

So now you might just ask yourself: “Great…is this another straight up pity plea for your hard earned money?” Well, it is…but wait! We don’t want to be “those kind of guys” who ask you for a donation with nothing in return. So we said to ourselves: “Self-what can we offer in thanks to these people?” and after much thinking we’ve come up with a few things (and are open to any others you can think of!)

Sadly, These rickshaw escapades won’t even be happening without YOU!
Yes You! We want to have your Slogan, your Name, your wedding proposal, your Company Logo, the phone number of your co-worker with the phrase “for a good time call:” above it, your message to the 1.2 BILLION people of India, your Fraternity’s/Sorority’s logo, or just about anything else plastered on our Rickshaw for not only our journey but for it’s lifetime!

In fact, we want to see this happen so badly that it is a perfect match of our standards being shockingly low and us being easily swayed by donations to making this adventure possible!


SHAMELESS IDEA #1 - Plaster your Name/Slogan/Favorite Haiku all over our Rickshaw!

Cost: Minimum $25 donation


Rule #57 - try not to get lost

We got a fantastic deal on blank bumper stickers and now we’re looking for something to put on them. Hmmmmm… what could we put on them? What indeed?

Fine, so we admit it: we’re not the most creative people. Oh, I know! Why don’t you help us?! We can put absolutely anything on them! Here’s your chance! Ever had something that you wanted to say to either of us, but never had the guts to say it to our face? Then why not put it on a bumper sticker, forever to be immortalized on the back of this rickshaw?! Want to put your company logo on the sticker? Go ahead! We’ll say it again: you can put absolutely anything on them! For such a generous donation, we will be sure to get a picture of both David and Josh (and maybe an elephant?) proudly modeling your bumper sticker!

We can either send you the bumper sticker to decorate yourself (as long as you are SURE that you can mail it back to Josh in LA before he leaves on May 27) or you can email your text/slogan/design to Josh at capricious_13@yahoo.com

Click Here to Donate Now and earn our eternal thanks!
(don’t forget to email Josh at capricious_13@yahoo.com with what you want on the bumpersticker!)


SHAMELESS IDEA #2 - Go Ahead, Dare Us! (We’ll do almost Anything!)

Cost: Minimum $50 donation


Rule #231 - Always know where the road is


It’s pretty straightforward: you name a dare, and either Dave or Josh (or both?) will do it.

Pretty much anything except killing a street-walker or peeing on a sacred temple we will do. Think your dare is too much… too risky? Then you really should hang out with Dave and Josh more! You’d be surprised what a couple of beers and a Back to the Future reference can accomplish (“C’mon McFly… you chicken?!”)

Whatcha got, hmmm? You want one of us to slap an elephant? Streak a flea market? Teach a local village how to do the Electric Slide? Be creative!!

And of course, for such a generous donation, we will be sure to get a picture of both Dave and Josh fulfilling your dare!

Click Here to Donate Now and earn our eternal thanks along PLUS our first born child!
(don’t forget to email Josh at capricious_13@yahoo.com with what your dare is!)


SHAMELESS IDEA #3 - Sponsor some Kil-o-meters!

Cost: Minimum $100 donation



Rule #48 - Always judge a river’s depth before caulking up your Rickshaw and fording it

To hell with all of this nimbly-bimbly donation stuff. You’ve decided to go for the big bucks. Don’t you feel good about yourself? Somewhere in India, someone will name their elephant after you! (There seems to be an elephant theme through all of these Shameless Ideas. We’ll have to look into that later…)

Anywho… for the measly 1/3 of that rebate check Uncle Sam just sent you, you could be the proud sponsor of your own 100 kilometers! Got a lucky number? From that number, plus 100 more kilometers, we will do anything you ask. We will shamelessly plug any product. We will make you an honorary third member of our rickshaw party.

If you have a burning desire for a slogan to be seen all over India, or have a lifelong dream of a request that we could do for you, we can easily be bought!

  • Think about the possibilities, two guys going across India in your Krispy Kreme uniforms…

  • Swimming across the Ganges in your Company’s Utili-kilts?

  • Taking a picture of your company’s mascot with as many different villagers as possible?

  • See how many village kids can fit into one of your Company’s tents

  • Doing some extreme field testing on the new flavor of your company’s Coffee with the Mountain people of Nepal?

  • Preaching the praises of your brewery’s best new lager?

  • How about us taking your company’s watchmacallit/thingamajig on the ultimate field test for you?

  • Or hey, want to be the outright sponsor of our team? We’d love to have you…we might not have a Stadium to bear your (or your company’s) name, but we’ll proudly introduce your named Rickshaw to everyone we meet and spread your word like a Veritable Johnny Appleseed

    So if you have a freeform idea (who can grow the ugliest/manliest/most pathetic beard in the 105 degree heat?), we’re all ears and we’re up for anything!

    Click Here to Donate Now and earn our eternal thanks along PLUS our first born child PLUS both our left kidneys!(don’t forget to email Josh at capricious_13@yahoo.com with all the gory details of your what you have planned for us!)


  • LONG VERSION (aka “Are you still reading this?”)

    Most People have memories of making an epic road trip, be it the biannual drive back to College or that Legendary Summer Roadtrip with your best buds…

    Well Imagine doing that same trip in your car, but first:

  • remove the doors, trunk, and roof (replacing it with a questionably flimsy canvas roof)
  • remove all the cylinders in the engine except one, effectively making it a V1 engine (but it’s a hemi!)
  • remove the pistons from the engine making it a 2 stroke engine (just like your lawnmower or Mr Toad’s Wild Ride)
  • make the engine a gutless 145cc (yes, Mario Kart has more CC’s than this…)
  • remove 1 front wheel making it a like a tricycle (or a big wheel for you fans of the 80’s)
  • replace the remaining three wheels with some 10″ rims (sorry Chingy, no bling here…)
  • scrap any parts of the body that might give the car structural integrity effectively making it weigh a total 600 pounds (or about the weight a 3 freshmen hooligans)
  • remove the steering wheel and replace it with as the manufacturer states a “handle bar” (apparently it is multi-function, being used alternatingly for both steering and hanging on for dear life)
  • remove the AC/Heat/Radio/and Ipod connection, no use for those here!
  • Halve the number of headlights and windshield wipers to one
  • Eliminate the shotgun seat
  • and of course, no seatbelts, airbags, or lumbar support here, no sirree!

    And with that you have the modern miracle that is the Rickshaw! (also called a TukTuk, or Autorickshaw, or Deathtrap 2000…)


    Rule # 313: Watch out for any Monsoon Potholes that are bigger than your Rickshaw…

    SO WHERE ARE WE GOING?

    So now that we have our magnificent steed of reliability, the next question is where is this ubiquitous tool of intra-city taxiing being taken? Well certainly somewhere totally illogical, like *up and over the foothills of Himalayas* and down the entire length of India, from Kathmandu, Nepal, to Pondicherry, India (about 75 miles from the tip of the Peninsula)!

    And what routes are going to be taken you ask?
    Who knows! We have a point A and a point B and a whole lot of questionable adventurous decisions to be made in between the two!

    (Have any suggestions? Are we supposed to take a left at Albuquerque? We’ll take all the advice we can!)

    WHEN ARE ALL THESE SHENANIGANS GOING DOWN?

    We’re getting our Rickshaw in Kathmandu on May 30,2008 and taking off on the 31st and hopefully ending up 5000 kilometers in Pondicherry on about the 14th of June if all goes well.

    On May 30th, we’ll be scooting into Kathmandu in the shadow of Mt Everest and picking up the keys to our Rickshaw and promptly getting her a lovely layer of paint on her and of course the obligatory “pimping”. As a matter of life or death on the roads where the only rule is “might is right”, we have secured a necessity add-on for the Rickshaw, a 90 Db Horn that plays the both The Mexican Hat Song and Charge (we’ll let you know if it deters Tigers and Elephants as well as we think it will…)

    Rule # 66: If your Rickshaw spontaneously combusts, it’s best to put it out…or at least scream and hit it with a rag

    BUT IS THERE A SERIOUS SIDE TO ALL OF THIS?

    Sure this would all be a grand adventure if just done by itself, but there is a chance to do much much more on this trip. Can you imagine driving on that unforgettable roadtrip just to get to your destination city then pulling up to the nearest orphanage or hospital and handing over your car keys and finding your own way home?

    Well, that’s exactly what we are going to do! Yep, we’re buying a brand new rickshaw, driving it across the country and when we get to Pondicherry, we’re paying to get the dents banged out of it and the glossy coat paintjob touched up before handing it over to a family/hospital/orphanage in need of either a way to get essential transportation or helping a family get a leg up by giving them the rickshaw that usually is a financial burden on a family for almost an entire generation.

    And not just that! But as all the teams are doing, we are also raising $2000 for getting drinkable water to underdeveloped villages in India and helping to get the bare necessities of life to local families by raising donations for the Mercy Corps and Frank Water Projects charities.

    So when you ask why we do this, that’s the big reason, but dang if there isn’t an Adventure to be had in the process! Plus, instead of just seeing a 1-800 infomercial on TV and wondering if the money is really getting to those kids, here we’re cutting out the middle man and doing it ourselves, that’s the Fun Way! (and hopefully pick up a little Karma on the side at the same time…)

    So besides wanting to let you know about this Adventure, we do need your support to make it happen.

    Augh! Not a donation! We know….It seems like more and more people are asking for donations nowadays and we definitely are just like you and don’t like when people put pressure on people to donate. So we’re trying to stay away from that, but instead just asking you… If you want to help make this trek possible, that would be awesome and the end result of your contribution will be that many peoples lives in India will be substantially improved. If you don’t want to give or can’t give (hey we know how it is dining on the Ramen and Mac-n-Cheese diet!), no worries!

    But now the good news! The $2000 we are raising for charity is of course a TAX DEDUCTIBLE donation! Yes, the best three words of the tax season…why not help us and help you at the same time?! If you’d like to donate towards our $2000 goal, just click here to donate (tax deductible!) and know that you are really helping some people that need it.

    Rule # 230: Parking can be hard to find, never underestimate a good parking space

    SO HOW ARE WE GOING TO PULL THIS ALL OFF?

  • Well the driving sounds like the easy part right now (probably in large part due to the lack of combined driving experience of the Himalayas in the Monsoon season…)
  • The hard part right now is getting money raised for these charities and finding people to have their names/logos/sayings emblazoned on our trusty three wheeled steed for the rest of it’s life….
  • But if we can get cool people like you to help out and spread the word, that’s what we really need to pull this thing off, if we can get people to help us buy the Rickshaw and get money for the charities then we can’t lose!

    Click Here to Donate Now and earn our eternal thanks and some killer sweet Karma points
    (You’re definitely making some kids’ day in India that would be pretty crummy otherwise!)


    Rule # 3: Never pass up an opportunity to pull over and offer a thirsty fella a beer